Ikea is taking over the Universe

I just read an article claiming that 10% of all Europeans were conceived on IKEA furniture.

As a quick aside for those that don't know, IKEA sells what could be best described as disposable furniture. You buy it in a box, you put it together yourself with the tools they provide, and when you move, you throw it away, because it won't be in one piece when you get it your new place. It's all the rage among college students, but I guess Europeans love it too, perhaps because the company is in Sweden.

Anyway, for those of you in Europe who have children they know about, and know where they were conceived, or if you know where you yourself were conceived, please tell me, was it on/in/near IKEA furniture?

The Americans can chime in here too if they want.