The modern dance club

I haven't been clubbing in about six years, but due to a friend's birthday and being on the VIP list, I figured, "What the hell" and entered a dance club in San Francisco for the first time in years. It was an interesting experience, to say the least.

First off, the music in the club hasn't changed in six years. They were still playing the same stuff we had at my 8th grade dance, only with a strong techno/house beat mixed in. Perhaps it was retro night. Or perhaps it is because no good dance music has been produced in 15 years. Who knows?

The other thing I saw was only what could be described as a strange sexual act. There was this girl there wearing a fairly short skirt. She would randomly walk up to guys, bend over at the waist and put her hand on the floor, and then rub her backside in their crotch. I believe this was her way of saying hello.

One of the guys was particularly receptive, so they started dancing. And by dancing I mean they started acting out other sexual positions. First, she put her leg up on his shoulder and started gyrating, and then she actually pulled her skirt up and basically started "being intimate" with the guy right in the middle of the dance floor.